It's tough on the desk — the boss bought a leather sofa for office fucking

Why jerk off on the road when you can invite a friend over to fuck

Didn't tell his wife about the hidden camera and watched her give the locksmith

I used to only jerk off to my mom, but now she sucks me off personally

If your sister is so promiscuous, then fucking won't ruin her

Son, I put duct tape over my mouth so as not to wake up my dad — fuck already

The ex wants to start all over again and has already taken off her clothes to apologize

Called a humble boy for tea and made him a man at the same time

Got himself a Christmas present and spent all his money on a whore

Honey, we've got five more minutes, let's get laid, I don't need long!

Tired of her tired husband, she took the initiative and went for her penis

She brought beer and climbed up on his dick — obviously she wants to please the guy